Delayed Aggression
It has been a while since my last post. So lets get right back to it. Before I go any further, you absolutely have to check out http://hammondbacon.blogspot.com. My good buddy Joel Hammond is now a blogger and he is absolutely hysterical. This guy can piss on a Jerry Seinfeld routine and make a legendary routine like that seem as funny as Carson Daly's late night show on NBC. To this day that is the absolute worst late night talkshow I've ever seen and it has no business being on the same station as Legends like Conan and Leno.
I think Joel is dreaming in that blog when he talks about the Packers (and when he posts as Brett Favre, which is humorous and fantastic on many accounts, he resembles Brett Favre as well as I resemble Paul Mooney). Speaking of the Packers, you can put those Mariucci rumors to rest. Take a look at this team, a defense that is actually playing pretty well (and doing it quietly) under Jim Bates who is the 3rd leader of this defense in as many years. The offense is riddled with injuries and they have battled salary cap issues just as hard as Kirstey Alley has battled weight issues (Remember her looking respectable in "Look Who's Takling Two"? They should make a sequel 20 years later called Look Who's Feeding Two!). Its a miracle that Mike Sherman has this team very much in every single game down to the final 2 minutes, this guy deserves a John Holmes esque extention as far as I'm concerned. The record doesnt show it, but he really hasnt done too bad this year.
On to guys who deserve their jobs as much as Ashley Simpson deserves a grammy. John L. Smith MUST get the boot in East Lansing. On www.spartantailgate.com they discussed Tom Izzo's comments on Mariucci's future in East Lansing, and Izzo said if he were Mooch, he'd get as far away from the state of Michigan as possible. When did Izzo become an Ohio state fan? Lets be honest, Izzo isn't going to throw another coach at his same institution under the bus. I mean c'mon, who do you think he is? Terrell Owens? Mr. Mason had better remove the hockey stick from his rectum and realize that he has to rid East Lansing of John L. Smith and create a legacy of Spartan athletics by hiring Steve Mariucci, that would be a match made in heaven and a Christmas Gift for me. I'm sorry, but 1-4, 1-4, 1-4, in your last 5 games of Big 10 Conference Play in your 3 years as head coach isnt going to cut it and recruits are going to laugh at you like a bunch of 7 foot one leggers and christmas elfs squaring off in an ass kicking contest. Thats all I have time for tonight, enjoy the holiday season.
I think Joel is dreaming in that blog when he talks about the Packers (and when he posts as Brett Favre, which is humorous and fantastic on many accounts, he resembles Brett Favre as well as I resemble Paul Mooney). Speaking of the Packers, you can put those Mariucci rumors to rest. Take a look at this team, a defense that is actually playing pretty well (and doing it quietly) under Jim Bates who is the 3rd leader of this defense in as many years. The offense is riddled with injuries and they have battled salary cap issues just as hard as Kirstey Alley has battled weight issues (Remember her looking respectable in "Look Who's Takling Two"? They should make a sequel 20 years later called Look Who's Feeding Two!). Its a miracle that Mike Sherman has this team very much in every single game down to the final 2 minutes, this guy deserves a John Holmes esque extention as far as I'm concerned. The record doesnt show it, but he really hasnt done too bad this year.
On to guys who deserve their jobs as much as Ashley Simpson deserves a grammy. John L. Smith MUST get the boot in East Lansing. On www.spartantailgate.com they discussed Tom Izzo's comments on Mariucci's future in East Lansing, and Izzo said if he were Mooch, he'd get as far away from the state of Michigan as possible. When did Izzo become an Ohio state fan? Lets be honest, Izzo isn't going to throw another coach at his same institution under the bus. I mean c'mon, who do you think he is? Terrell Owens? Mr. Mason had better remove the hockey stick from his rectum and realize that he has to rid East Lansing of John L. Smith and create a legacy of Spartan athletics by hiring Steve Mariucci, that would be a match made in heaven and a Christmas Gift for me. I'm sorry, but 1-4, 1-4, 1-4, in your last 5 games of Big 10 Conference Play in your 3 years as head coach isnt going to cut it and recruits are going to laugh at you like a bunch of 7 foot one leggers and christmas elfs squaring off in an ass kicking contest. Thats all I have time for tonight, enjoy the holiday season.
posted by Bloggin' Bull at 7:20 PM
1 Comments:
Excellent takes, as always.
One thought from an outside Spartan observer:
When they beat Notre Dame, I thought this program was on the right track. Great, reliable QB, solid coaching, Trannon was playing like a king.
Then the Ohio State debacle happened, and it was like another team. Smith's comments at halftime of that game, about his assistant, to Jack Arute, were the dtart of the downfall, IMO. They were never the same.
And wasn't he, as the head coach, ultimately responsible for that gaffe that cost them a shot at another big-time upset?
Very interesting scene in East Lansing. I hope, for your sake, it gets better.
Can I expect a post from you soon about the Pack's coaching search once Sherman gets fired?
I guess no. Perhaps over at Hammond Bacon.
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